somewhere… in an alternate timeline
Hey y’all wanna see the worlds most appropriately unhinged phantom of the opera as it came up on my FYP?
He’s had a rough day
you missed the opportunity to say ‘ruff day’ instead and that is a sin that may never be forgiven
it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.”
i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me.
When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.
“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”
@nakimochiku i CACKLED
How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:
Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:
also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.
Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.
shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey
Lemme look something up...
This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit
Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut
My other favorite word in Spanish is la almádena which is a word for “sledgehammer”, of Arabic origin
I particularly like it because I confused it with the proper noun Almudena. So for the longest time I thought Nuestra Señora de la Almudena “Our Lady of Almudena” meant “Our Lady of the Sledgehammer”
And honestly? Our Lady of the Sledgehammer is goals
St. Marina whacking the Devil with a hammer